Bad Puns Hope To Sell The Good Stuff At Washington State Marijuana Stores

WASHINGTON:  Apotcalypse. United We’d Stand. Canna Cabana.

Those painful plays on words are proposed store names in Washington state, where marijuana is now for sale.

There are more than a thousand proposed weed shops, but in the first batch of 25 licenses approved by the Washington State Liquor Control Board, the aforementioned weren’t one of them.

Here’s a selction of some of the punnier retail hopefuls: