I don’t know about you, but whenever I approach a Jewish holiday, my first thought is: wouldn’t this be SO MUCH BETTER with a little bit of pot? Oh come on, like you haven’t thought about it too. It’s led me to get a little creative in my rituals. My family and I use joints instead of candles on the menorah during Hanukkah, we take hits out of the shofar during Rosh Hashanah, so on and so forth.
But what about Passover? Moses loved the ganj’ as much as the next guy. I mean, really, he “heard the voice of God” coming from a “burning bush?” Do you guys think he actually talked to a bush? He was obviously just toking some dank-ass shit. How else would he have been able to overcome his anxieties and lead our people to the Promised Land?
So what’s the best way to blaze up during Passover? Well, there’s actually a ton of awesome ways to sneak a little Mary J into the fun. Just don’t tell the kids. Or do. I won’t tell you how to live your life.